March 3, 2013 § Leave a comment
Tea cup1 (TC1)
Tea cup2 (TC2)
Broken Teapot (BT)
TC1: Don’t be so pessimistic
BT: I’m not being pessimistic, I’m being realistic.
TC2: Good riddance!
TC1: There is no need to be so rude
TC2: I’m not being rude, I’m being realistic
BT: Listen, I’m fine with it. I knew this day had to come some day
TC1: But you were so good
BT: I was very happy, but that is irrelevant
TC2: Serves you right for being so big headed
TC1: I don’t think he is bigheaded
TC2: Of course he is, sitting there on his high throne, master and commander of the tea.
BT: I was just doing my job
TC2: Well I’m sure it’s not that hard
TC1: It’s a lot of responsibility
TC2: And he’s so responsible that he broke? Pah!
BT: All teapots break, I just really thought I had a few more years in me
TC1: We all did. I was just talking to the cutlery, about how…(breaks down) you’re so young
BT: I’m going to a better place
TC2: Yea, a better place for you
BT: I am useless
TC1: (Sobbing) We’ll miss you
TC2: Speak for yourself!
BT: It’s ok tea cup, you don’t have to miss me.
BT: I just want you to remember me. Remember me from the good times
TC1: There were so many
BT: (chuckles) We had a few laughs, didn’t we?
TC2: No we didn’t! Stop trying to change history!
BT: Oh come on, don’t get so frustrated, we did have a laugh
TC2: I have never laughed with you
BT: Remember that time they forgot to put teabag in. Haha, that was a hoot!
TC1: Hahaha! I will never forget that! Oh I laughed so much my handle nearly fell off
TC2: THAT WASN’T FUNNY
BT: Don’t get so worked up
TC2: I’M NOT GETTING WORKED UP!
TC1: You’re shaking, are you ok?
TC2: I’m fine, I just HATE YOU SO MUCH, ARGH (crash as his handle falls off)
TC1: Oh no, your beautiful handle
BT: Looks like you are coming with me tomorrow. What an adventure!
TC2: (sobbing) Do me a favour and always remember the good times, won’t you?
TC1: I promise